#NativerThanYou – Wab Kinew vs Deejay NDN

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First Anniversary Episode – Happy NativerThanYou Anniversary!!

One year ago, today, Twitter blew up in NDN style. #NativerThanYou became one of the hottest trending hashtags for a 3-day period. And it all started with fishheads…go figure. There will be more #NativerThanYou postings on this blog in 2013, so mark the page and keep an eye out. There are still a couple hundred pages of original tweets that have yet to be posted. Enjoy!

When i see someone litter i mourn for four days (Hopi style!) #NativerThanyou

JasonChamakese  There are no deadbeat dads in Indian country, just dudes who don’t wanna look after my kids #NativerThanYou

💛i make yellow snowcones 💛#NativerThanYou 💛

Beedahsiga  I’m on page 21 and 23. “Page 22 of 366″ #NativerThanYou

aptexact  @Ostwelve I made four babies this year in one night. #NativerThanYou Nd they all say ho!

Ostwelve  @nativephotog lol spreading seed like a dandelion in the wind #NativerThanYou

the1491s  We listen to @deejayndn beats when we make love to our women. #ridethebeat #NativerThanYou

When u say “Here pubby pubby,” all tha local rez dogs come over. #NativerThanYou

aptexact  When I say Osiam in my tweets I REALLY mean it. #NativerThanYou

Rez dogs will not chase my car, out of respect #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  i was the guy holding the camera in the @the1491s “Wolf Pack Audition” video. #NativerThanYou

nativephotog  They call me the father of many nations because of my pow wow circuit days in my youth. #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  @deejayndn Diabetes get type 2 “Dee Jay NDN” when it has too much sugar in its diet aka ‘Bannock Flu” #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou Showing up to work Monday morning with more hickies than you!

I started the Pow Wow Highway. Aaaaaye! #NativerThanYou Lol

deejayndn  Diabetes get type 2 “Dee Jay NDN” when it has too much sugar in its diet. #NativerThanYou

in the old days I was screaming around all buzzed up in my wigwam…thats when the war hoop started #NativerThanYou

My birth certificate is birch bark #NativerThanYou

the1491s We watch @RMComedy videos when we need inspiration and motivation. #NativerThanYou

Damn this #NativerThanyou topic is blowing up!

Beedahsiga  My dawban is two bikes ducked taped together and I still made it to the pow wow on time. #NativerThanYou

I use extra salt before I taste cus iam #NativerThanYou

I don’t own a pet, I just call for a cat and they come #NativerThanYou

Growing up, all my cousins had silver capped teeth @chantellneff @DustinMurdock #NativerThanYou

I coached Jim Thorpe when he was on my rez peewee football team #NativerThanYou

I gots da Indian candy and Lysol! #Nativerthanyou

Tsali hid in my family’s cave #NativerThanYou

All the bedsheets hanging in my windows are 300 thread count #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  I said it would be a good idea to paint Harper’s face with condiments #NativerThanYou

“@Ostwelve: Despite this outfit…Stephen Harper is NOT #NativerThanYou yfrog.com/kfee3mj”….LMAO !!!

I put R.C. Cola in my kids baby bottles. #NativerThanyou

You can buy ur christmas gifts for ur WHOLE family at tha Gallup Flea Market. #NativerThanYou

I’ve got a wolf tshirt #nativerthanyou

Hearing my moms say,”i guess I was blacked out” #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou … forreal? this trend <

#NativerThanYou cuz I’m on 8thFire on my birthday ! #beautiful

the1491s I use bear grease and maple syrup in all my sexual activities. #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  Despite this outfit…Stephen Harper is NOT #NativerThanYou waub  Just catching up on some of the #NativerThanYou tweets now. You guys are hilarious!

mT My moniker is my actual translated NDN name @UrbanNativeGirl: My moniker actually has the word Native in it. #NativerThanYou

You choose bbq flank or neckbones over any kind of stake #NativerThanYou

deejayndn Mother Earth braids my hair for her smudge. #NativerThanYou

I only wear thongs made of buckskin and moose hide #NativerThanYou

I only look 90% white #nativerthanyou -_-

I wear skin on top of my own #NativerThanYou

Cool ! @UrbanNativeGirl: My ‘interests’ on Facebook is “other Native people”. #NativerThanYou #awesomenativetalent !

When an eagle feather hits the ground, the powwow emcee calls me #NativerThanYou

ssedoga My lawn is sweetgrass….and I braid it …not mow it #NativerThanYou

Evolving Lmao! “@the1491s: Whenever I fall, four Vietnam vets have to come and pick me up. #NativerThanYou”

Jas_Roberts Even my under ware smells like sage #NativerThanYou

Evolving I started the first Indian comedy troupe called the 1490s. #NativerThanYou

I get Tribal discount off the rez #NativerThanYou

Whenever I fall, four Vietnam vets have to come and pick me up. #NativerThanYou

Didn’t know being myself was a stereotype #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve Thanks for keeping this hashtag tasteful Turtle Island…Steve Jobs is #NativerThanYou

Burning cedar or sweetgrass as incense for your home or car. #nativerthanyou

ssedoga All the ground meat in the freezer is moose #NativerThanYou What is hamberger anyway?

I have a pet eagle that catches all my fish for me. #Nativerthanyou

Paid for an entire meal at pizza hut with all quarters #NativerThanYou

@REDladee Thats more #NativerThanYou “From a punk show to church. That’s how I roll” Have a great day

I already counted coup on 20 twitter peeps this morning #NativerThanYou

I don’t pay income taxes #NativerThanYou

i get in trouble if the sky is blue #NativerThanYou

m_melody Owning the nativerthanyou.com domain is an automatic #NativerThanYou. Miigwetch to @bamadisiwin! Email: nativerthanyou@gmail.com

I use my eyes to say “yes” or “no” aaand point with them #NativerThanYou

I am married to an NDN Princess #nativerthanyou

Evolving When the Sun gets lost it follows me. #NativerThanYou

Little people live with me. #NativerThanYou

“@RMComedy: Hoka-Hey is my middle name. #NativerThanYou”

When he brings a white girl home & now she does traditional things #nativerthanyou

My shoes are better than yours…moccasins. #NativerThanYou

.@nativephotog My dad, a lifelong Navy man, finishes the Pledge with “…and justice for all (grumble) except the Indians.” #NativerThanYou

ssedoga My house smells like cedar and sweetgrass smudge #NativerThanYou

deejayndn I don’t perpetuate harmful stereotypes on the #NativerThanYou hashtag.

#NativerThanYou if you know each line in Smoke Signal and Windwalker is considered the bestest movie of all time in your household.

JasonChamakese If you’re grandma was a Cherokee princess, chances are you’re my grandkid #NativerThanYou

i said i better just keep my mouth shut at a job interview. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy For more of my #NativerThanYou tweets go back about 13 hrs on my timeline. Gotta eat & get my life together. Thanks twitter – this was fun!

I don’t need GPS, sense of direction is in my genetics! #NativerThanYou

LionelTootoosis Go niners and pats. Nanabush is a fan too you know. #NativerThanYou

Still like partyn with my Hualipai people. #Nativerthanyou

I didnt pay for the password for this site tajpassion.com #NativerThanYou

ssedoga The best gift I ever received was my eagle feather #NativerThanYou

I drink my coffee out of a mug with norval morrisseau art on it #NativerThanYou

“@NeegannA: My greatgrandmother actually WAS a Cherokee Princess #NativerThanYou @spirtz @siloa”

KaraDawnElle I am so two-spirited, I was given the colours of the rainbow in ceremony. #NativerThanYou

If you get a manicure every family allowance day #nativerthanyou

RMComedy My birthmark looks like an eagle feather tattoo. #NativerThanYou

I drove my truck off the rez for 9 months with no tabs before i got pulled over #NativerThanYou

To wake up my uncle or aunt or cousins or cousins I just needa pop open a beer.. said cousins twice cause theres that many.. #NativerThanYou

ssedoga  After reading #Nativerthanyou I finally get why I get accused of not being native enough… =)

RMComedy  Not offended in the least by the #NativerThanYou hashtag on twitter because I understand karma & the value of a good joke. #NativerThanYou

Dance for the rain. Bake in the sun. Eat white man for breakfast canabalism still good #NativerThanYou #PapagoPride

My hair is longer then yours #NativerThanYou

My pet dog is a wolf #nativerthanyou

I don’t whistle at night, but just in case I’ve got a mean scope. #nativerthanyou

Got my Metis card #NativerThanYou

RMComedy My Indian Name is “The Great Mystery.” #NativerThanYou

@RMComedy: Ya know the Indian in the Village People…yep, that was me. #NativerThanYou” Why is this trending? Oh well #nativepride

Evolving My braids have braids. #NativerThanYou

i only add follow hot chicks on twitter so people no im super cool #NativerThanYou

@RMComedy: I’ve cited one of my elders’ teachings in a paper I wrote for my Native Studies class. #NativerThanYou”

Swearing at the bingo caller when you get a tv bingo and don’t win #nativerthanyou

RMComedy I’ll smack YOUR kid if he/she is being disrespectful at the powwow. #NativerThanYou

Episode 33: Frybread & Tobacco

obeezyjay I chew tobacco flavored chewing tobacco #nativerthanyou #NDN

Going to get groceries after bingo so the ravens and crows don’t get into your grub in the back of the truck #nativerthanyou

Luvvin this==> #NativerThanYou

I shoot guns and ride four wheels on the Reservation. #NativerThanYou

Can eat frybread with most any meal.. #Nativerthanyou izz it.? Chyea.. Ooooooo…lmao

deejayndn Buffaloes want to use MY skull in their ceremonies. #NativerThanYou

i steal ideas and say they were my own #NativerThanYou

Burning like a chief. #NativerThanYou

deejayndn I never rode a horse pre contact. #NativerThanYou

obeezyjay @elizabeth_o_ i can say i’m #nativerthanyou wishout moving my jaw.

I spend my sunday morning reading nativerthanyou tweets #NativerThanYou

nativephotog On the 4th of July I tell my white neighbors, happy white man’s independences day. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy Before I shoot a deer, the deertakes his fur coat off so as not to inconvenience me . #NativerThanYou

@Hobiwunfeather I was in my PJ’s all day yesterday. That makes me #Nativerthanyou

m_melody @deejayndn @WabKinew @waub @chiefwabs I’ve coached people on the different ways to spell Wa(u)b(s). #NativerThanYou

you give me an inch i go a mile #NativerThanYou

RMComedy I walked into my first Native Studies class in University & the teacher said, “Hey bro, wanna teach.” #NativerThanYou

deejayndn I know at least 3 different people named “Wob”. @WabKinew @waub @chiefwabs #NativerThanYou

Native flute floods a room when I make my entrance. #NativerThanYou

You can get EVERYTHING u need at one stop at your local Wal-Mart which is usually 1 or 2 hrs away from ur house. #NativerThanYou

reddwoman76 Most of my tribe’s legends occurred w/in a 35 mile radius of my house ‘cuz that’s about as far as I care to walk in a day. #NativerThanYou

#nativerthanyou is trending. Neat.

deejayndn I’m a Winnipeg rapper. #NativerThanYou @CharlieFettah

RMComedy I’ve cited one of my elders’ teachings in a paper I wrote for my Native Studies class. #NativerThanYou

hey @Emad99 I’m #nativerthanyou . That is all

When I go to the casino I actually win money #NativerThanYou

my long hair down to my knees. #NativerThanYou

Blowing smoke signals Daily #NativerThanYou

You see all the people u havent seen in awhile & people u dont want to see at tha local Bashas. #NativerThanYou

When ur niece “native-fies” her stuffed animal w/a medicine pouch, feather fan, and “frybread power’d” headband. #nativerthanyou

i learn family values from king of the hill #NativerThanYou

My tipi is always hotboxed #NativerThanYou

m_melody I manage my own Indian Affairs AND Aboriginal Affairs. #NativerThanYou

obeezyjay I live by da sacred three dubbleyoos. Whishky, welfare, und Wa-BINGO! #nativerthanyou

m_melody I got rid of the Duncan Campbell Scott problem. #NativerThanYou

nativephotog I vote at every tribal election for the candidate w the best free mutton stew. #NativerThanYou

I use my lips as a laser pointer #NativerThanYou

#nativerthanyou ?? does that mean you can drink more than somebody?

Im admitt im an alcholic and try to quit every monday, but fall off every friday #NativerThanYou

Vodka is my sports drink #NativerThanYou

Xelsilem_Rivers I don’t cross the boarder — the boarder crosses me. #NativerThanYou #JTreaty

My car Is held together with duct tape n baling wire I’m #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou is trending… LOL think of my favorite trending topics!

nativephotog  I always tell my white neighbors on thanksgiving, your welcome. #NativerThanYou

We are still 49′ing strong since closing time #NativerThanYou

RMComedy They had to shut down rezfox.com because Navajo women started trying to jump the border to get with me. #NativerThanYou

I have Caribou meat, arctic char & beluga in my freezer right now. I like to eat it frozen, too. #Truestory #Nativerthanyou

I was born and raised in the city but I’m still #NativerThanYou

the expression on my blow up doll’s face weirds my dog out #NativerThanYou

nativephotog the eastern Indians can’t understand my Rez accent when I call the 800 tech support. What? What? #NativerThanYou

tribvisdance “@Evolving: The woman on the Land O Lakes label is my Auntie. #NativerThanYou” – heck I didn’t know we were related.

I dont have to buy my jewelery. i can just make em’. #NativerThanYou

crazyteddiebear dame

you got to give your a cat a pregnancy test after i visit #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou I was born at the IHS E.R. room.

nativephotog  @RMComedy my material is not funny to white people. #NativerThanYou

Evolving  When eagles fly over me they put tobacco down. #NativerThanYou

nativephotog  My mom makes the best frybread. #NativerThanYou

@RMComedy im smarter than to get hung up on semantics, Indian, Native, Aboriginal..to hell with all of it – I’m Anishinaabe. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  Ya know the Indian in the Village People…yep, that was me. #NativerThanYou

We celebrate when the power goes out #NativerThanYou

I get 2 edumacation; one from my elders and wikipedia #NativerThanYou

Xelsilem_Rivers My ancestor killed a double-headed serpent with only 2 spears. #OneForEachHead #NativerThanYou #Truth

thatndnguy  @ndnspeechmom @renee_holt naw… They know right off… My babies are born geniuses… #NativerThanYou

I still have a $1 paper food stamp from back in the days #NativerThanYou

Xelsilem_Rivers  Animal comes to me to receive a ‘human totem’. #NativerThanYou

My Native Frans can beat up ur Native Frans. #NativerThanYou

Evolving  I made my canoe. #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou My census number is 1.

Episode 32: After a long summer hiatus, #NativerThanYou is baaaaaaaacccckkkk!

RMComedy  After eating a traditional feast at a gathering – the animals spirit comes to me and says, “I hope I tasted okay, sir.” #NativerThanYou

Why is #NativerThanYou trending anyways? Who comes up w/ this stuff? Lol

I just have to yell “Dibé Dibé Dibé” and my sheep come home by themselves. #NativerThanYou

When playing Bingo at Chena Bingo, you know everyone in the room besides you & your friends are #NativerThanYou

In Alaska you know at least 10 ppl in the room are #NativerThanYou

I’m two of the greatest tribes in all the land, Navajo and Oglala Lakota. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy When jealous Natives say, “psssshaw, think you’re better than me…” my response is always – I’m too humble to answer that. #NativerThanYou

Xelsilem_Rivers  I have more then 4 grandparents. #NativerThanYou

icant “@RMComedy When I go to the rez -rez dogs give me blankets & throw me a feast all whilst chanting, “Our king is here.” #NativerThanYou

JasonChamakese  My ass is browner than a Navajo’s knuckles #NativerThanYou

I don’t have a job, I’m homeless, and I threaten people for money on whyte ave #Nativerthanyou

Xelsilem_Rivers  Paul Martin started caring about Natives after I convinced him it would cool #NativerThanYou

I have six broken down automobiles on my front lawn. #nativerthanyou

Evolving  My living room has a fire pit. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  I’m smarter than to get hung up on semantics, Indian, Native, Aboriginal…to hell with all of it – I’m Anishinaabe. #NativerThanYou

Xelsilem_Rivers Natives started putting billboards on the rezes after I gave a presentation at the AFN, telling them to do that. #NativerThanYou

“@deejayndn: I don’t call it “my tipi”. I just call it “the place I live”. #NativerThanYou” awesome.

“@JasonChamakese Can Speak Sioux…in Navajo #NativerThanYou”

JeffCorntassel  Every major highway has put up signs w my native name, Falling Rocks, as a tribute to my family #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  Ive got people hating on me, questioning my Indian-ness & generally trying start shit with me. Go oppress someone else, I’m #NativerThanYou.

Looking for my future husband from another Rez #nativerthanyou

No electricity and no running water, but have dishnetwork and still cleaner than you #NativerThanYou

reddwoman76  I’m faithful to my husband(s). #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  I dont take offence to the word “Indian” because I AM Indian. #NativerThanYou

I was voted to be the whole tribal council #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  .@Vannaaaaah keep reading your “several of Native books” then. leave me alone. i’ll pray for you. #NativerThanYou

JasonChamakese  My Rice Krispies talk to me in Cree #NativerThanYou

Having to chop wood & build a fire to keep your whole house warm. #NativerThanYou

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou I walk into any tribes council meeting… They shut the hell up and listen… Sorry I can’t b everywhere

my #nativerthanyou tweets should have a parental advisory warning

Evolving  The wind in the trees, yah they’re talking about me. #NativerThanYou

I met my girlfriend at the squaw dance, while my wife was cooking for the people #NativerThanYou

Having to wash dirt and mud off your shoes and car after a weekend at “shi nali’s”. #nativerthanyou

When my house needs a deep cleaning, I burn sage. #NativerThanYou

cmyrden  I never have to charge my cell phone because its Frybread Powered #NativerThanYou

Having to get off Twitter to go help at grandmas sheepcamp. #nativerthanyou

agreed that beauty and the beast was about bestiality #NativerThanYou

Ive spent the night at Kayenta PD once damn right,im more #NativerThanYou

diabetes is scared of my medicine #NativerThanYou

LionelTootoosis  Puts whole neck bone into mouth and in few moments it comes out just bone. Ndn skillZ. #NativerThanYou

thought it was funny the only way Dorothy could get hm was by knocking boots in wizard of oz #NativerThanYou

i take my hockey stick when im ask 2b firechief so i can use dat to poke fire all night @tRoYGold2th #NativerThanYou

Having to haul water and feed livestock on a Sunday afternoon. #nativerthanyou

deejayndn  Nanabush gets told stories about me to teach him life lessons. #NativerThanYou

Let’s try this again! I’m definitely not #NativerThanYou

When the creator called in the great flood, he told Chief Ojicree a week before everything else #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou I love the smell of salmon

Everytime I go to the Rez on fathers Day, all the Children call me Dada, even the elders! #NativerThanYou

When the creator Thought his first thought, he thought of Chief Ojicree. #NativerThanYou

Nanabush calls me his uncle #NativerThanYou

My Bfriend is like febuary 30th , he doesnt exist ,,, #NativerThanYou

Evolving  I don’t feed pigeons. I feed the thunderbirds. #NativerThanYou

Evolving  My bro has so many kids he can start his own rez. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  I’m actually dead right now. Crazy, huh? #NativerThanYou

I beat my drum stick during the grand entry HOKA #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  I have a secret condo inside every Friendship Centre in Canada. #NativerThanYou

My navajo glare works better than saying talk to tha hand. #NativerThanYou

When i wear feather earrings or feathers in my hair it looks more normal than a non-native wearing it. #NativerThanYou

JasonChamakese  gave Kokopelli his first flute #NativerThanYou

when i walk into gramz tha bull starts buckin on its own #NativerThanYou @tRoYGold2th @CandleMakerWill

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou the whole national museum of the American Indian was in my basement… Before I lent it to the smithsonian…

RMComedy  I have the front teeth of a beaver. They are retractable. Truthfully, they are horrible for sex, but still, BEAVER TEETH. #NativerThanYou

My mutton stew tastes better than your lamb chops anyday! #NativerThanYou

I dont need to go to a tanning salon to have nice tan skin. i was already born this way! #NativerThanYou #Blessed #NativePride

About to go out of service #NativerThanYou

‘hoochie mama” was my class song #NativerThanYou

My great-grandparents & mother starred in the first moving picture documentary about Indian life on the rez in 1935. #NativerThanYou

Instead of sewing a BlueBird Flour shirt, I turned that sack into a bikini. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  When I go to the rez – rez dogs give me blankets & throw me a feast all whilst chanting, “Our king is here.” #NativerThanYou

“you have sum native in you, want sum?” My pick up line #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  When trees grow – they ask my permission before the start sprouting leaves or new branches. #NativerThanYou

Never seen a native hash tag twit in the top ten nationally until today. #Nativerthanyou in top ten and #2 behind #NFL. 1-22-2012

I still bump “mo money mo problems” like it just came out #NativerThanYou

Episode 31: Celebrate July 1st & 4th the #NativerThanYou way!

I don’t have to buy my hair. I have REAL INDIAN hair that y’all want. #NativerThanYou

All the indians in Alberta even the white people are #NativerThanYou

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING STILL BUZZED LIKA MUTHA!!’ im hella #NativerThanYou (truestory)

deejayndn  I choreographed the “Dances with Wolves”. #NativerThanYou

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou I’m the reason why ppl think JESUS WAS NATIVE

My treaty card has a chip that I can use like a bank card. Swipe or insert the chip please. #NativerThanYou

I can feed 100 people with 50 #Frybreads #NativerThanYou #SmokeSignalsMovie

RMComedy  I dont Sundance…I Sun Just Stand There. #NativerThanYou

My hair is alllllll real #nativerthanyou

me like em ur doter, take her home, cook for all my warrior friends .#NativerThanYou

I don’t step on Cracks cause I’m scared I might crack my mothers. Back #nativerthanyou

JasonChamakese  Can Speak Sioux…in Navajo #NativerThanYou

I still live the same after the economy crash My hogan didnt lose value Still no job And writing my book, “how to be more #NativerThanYou “

bamadisiwin Hey folks! http://www.nativerthanyou.com is coming. Contribute to the blog that’s all about being #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  I was the dance choreographer for Outkasts “Hey Ya” performance at the Grammys. #NativerThanYou

when I was a cook at a Native golf course, I was sure to burn all the steaks for the NDN golfers, they liked well done #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  @the1491s make videos about me. #NativerThanYou

All tha NATIVES on twitter stick together no matter what tribe we are from. thats why were called tha TWITTER TRIBE! #NativerThanYou

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou gathering of nations isn’t a pow wow… It’s wen all the moms bring their kids to see their dad… ME!!! #nativepride

RMComedy  The Tin Tin book where he is chased by Indians…ya, that was me and my family. #NativerThanYou

Consult Tsatsu Gas Station in Tsawwassen #NativerThanYou

Knowing my C.I.B.# by heart. #nativerthanyou

follow this native cat @tRoYGold2th CUZ he is #NativerThanYou

Evolving  I partied with The Sleeping Giant. #NativerThanYou

deejayndn Keshia asked me if she can borrow my hat. #NativerThanYou

Elders come to me for advice #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  I was the first Indian cartoonist ever – have you SEEN my rock paintings? #NativerThanYou

i dont pitch a tent i pitch a tee pee with my loin cloth #NativerThanYou

when i walk into classact my hair unbraids itself #NativerThanYou @tRoYGold2th

Once got a talking to from @Ostwelve #NativerThanYou

Outdoors or indoors my hair always blow in the wind cause I’m #Nativerthanyou

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou I gave tobacco to whites to sicken them… Then I gave marijuana to the rest to make them shut the fuck up!!

All I wear is my whitey tighties an not get arrested #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  When I walk into a Wal Mart, Tim McGraw’s “Indian Outlaw” plays loudly on the speaker system. #NativerThanYou

One time I said “is it?” them everyone started saying it #NativerThanYou

@bfostate2003 //u r cracking me up with all these #nativerthanyou comments

i play the flute while my girl paddles the canoe (row dam it!) #NativerThanYou

My ghillie suit is made from bluebird flour sacks. #Nativerthanyou

Evolving When I run out of groceries I tell people I’m fasting. #NativerThanYou

I buy condoms from the Dollarstore #nativerthanyou.

@drizzy_ccc #NativerThanYou is trending. Wtf?

RMComedy  Joe Paterno’s family wants me to go to his house to bring him back to life – I said , “No,” of course. #NativerThanYou

JasonChamakese  Animals try to shape-shift into me #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  Buffy St. Marie and I are chillin’ on her beach. She also told me “youre gonna be walking funny when Im done with u today.” #NativerThanYou

i wear a loin cloth as my jammies #NativerThanYou

My 1st handles: nativeballer, nativebutterfly, sexyfeathers, muttonbuster, nativegoddess, kornpollen CB radio B4 da internet #NativerThanYou

thatndnguy @RMComedy will make a video about my tweets… #NativerThanYou

Johnny Depp is #Nativerthanyou.

I look boss in my whitey tighties #NativerThanYou

m_melody  The street signs automatically change to their Indigenous placenames when I walk down “Colonial Avenue”. #NativerThanYou

My picture always gets taken when I wear my head band, shirtless, and my knee high moccasins #NativerThanYou

I cook bacon with no shirt on #nativerthanyou

RMComedy  CSIS, the FBI & CIA are sitting at my breakfast table watching me eat. #NativerThanYou

When I’m almost outta ketchup I put water in the bottle and shake it #nativerthanyou

i’m peeing on your camp fire #NativerThanYou

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou I’m 4/4 Lakota and the spirits tell me… We kicked everyone’s ass!!! If u got up on us… It’s cause we wer ganged…

m_melody  @deejayndn Good morning! Hahaha, you win at #NativerThanYou if you didn’t need to sleep at some point. #stayedupuntil6tweeting

RMComedy  I believe #NativerThanYou is oppressive and is a form of lateral violence and I refuse to behave in pitty acts of jealousy. #NativerThanYou

Episode #30: #NativerThanYou, hair & manscaping?

When u c me, u hear a flute playing n da background… #NativerThanYou

I have my tupperware set with mini salt/pepper shakers in the trunk of my car awaiting the next impromptu feast #NativerThanYou

i’m dull and uninteresting #NativerThanYou

Man-scaping started on my Rez! #Nativerthanyou

I braid my hair when I cook #NativerThanYou

I call it “Maize on the cob” #NativerThanYou

My grandma says I’m #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  I was casted to play “Wind in His Hair” but they wanted someone who looked less “stoic”. #NativerThanYou

Swimming in the river with dead fish #NativerThanYou

I only listen to music with drums in my pick up #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou I say “Mulaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”

Getting a tattoo of a choker on my neck #NativerThanYou

@oliviafaithh def #NativerThanYou lol

My neighbors ask the next time I’m making fried scone & line up around the block & wait for when I do #NativerThanYou

JasonChamakese  Folks offer their food up to me at feasts and I’m not even dead yet. #NativerThanYou

if you know stuff i dont like you #NativerThanYou

I don’t spell check my tweets #NativerThanYou

Evolving Porcupines use MY hair to make jewellery. #NativerThanYou

Took out all my pawn with my income tax return #NativerThanYou

Just woke up a whole bunch of natives sleeping a smokehouse kitchen #NativerThanYou #def

English is my families second language. #Nativerthanyou

When my cellphone dies I use smoke signals,… #nativerthanyou

we can give you directions to Gatherings I will say, “ober there” and @DJKISSZUNI will point for with his lips. #NativerThanYou #treamwork

i dont like people who can carry a conversation #NativerThanYou

I once osiamed Susan aglukark ten she made a song about it #NativerThanYou #def

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou you steal my tweets nd call them ur own…

deejayndn  @m_melody THERE SHE IS! Good morning! #NativerThanYou

Flying around in spirit world I ate a mushroom and got bigger than fell down a tube and lost my life, oh wait that’s Mario #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  Most Eagles are of the “Dee Jay NDN” Clan. #NativerThanYou

I use turtle shells as bowls. #NativerThanYou

I can feed 100 people with 50 Frybreads #NativerThanYou

Once survived culture camp, sun dance camp, and a few roundies and pow wows along the way. #NativerThanYou

My war pony’s name was… Uhh ..War Pony! #Nativerthanyou

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou the AIM song was composed by me… At 2 months old… It would have been sooner but I composed all the flag songs first

I’ve really been enjoying the #NativerThanYou tweets! @amazingflora has had some really good ones!

I once dated a white guy and they called it cross culturalism #NativerThanYou

I bring at least 5 extra people with me when invited to any kind of event, birthday parties, weddings, etc. #NativerThanYou

Me and creator just perfected our secret handshake, then he told me he doesn’t like you, and not to tell you….fuck #NativerThanYou

m_melody  I don’t just garden, I forage. #NativerThanYou

Loves the smell of coffee n FryBread in the morning #Nativerthanyou

I can give you directions to Gatherings by pointing my lips. #NativerThanYou

Tim McGraw is #NativerThanYou

@creator #NativerThanYou

JasonChamakese  Wisahkecahk, Napi, Nanabush, and Iktomi all came to me for their Indian names…eeee! #NativerThanYou

you put a picture of me on your rearview mirror, because I catch your dreams. That’s why your still chasing yours #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  Italians wanted to dress like me in old western movies. #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou turned off gym lights with screwdriver.

I still record music from the radio on my double cassette ghetto blaster ha ha #NativerThanYou

Me ex’s don’t live in Texas. They live on the Rez. #Nativerthanyou

Started everyone talking about being native by telling @Ostwelve he needs to eat more fish heads yesterday #NativerThanYou #def

deejayndn  I showed the Irish how to farm potatoes. #NativerThanYou

im jealous and dont like to see other natives suceed #NativerThanYou

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou When I get to the pow wow… I AM THE GRAND ENTRY

@ndnspeechmom lol us too, 2 of them. Plus a double cassette player ha ha #NativerThanYou

I played the tambourine with a native country band #Nativerthanyou

The Chinese adopted the use of The YearOf The Wolf after me. #NativerThanYou

Evolving  If something in my house needs to be fixed I use birchbark and chewed leather. #NativerThanYou

I ran out of minutes that’s why I couldnt tweet for a day and half #NativerThanYou

m_melody People film me for their Folklore projects in school. #NativerThanYou

Im a medicine man who takes CC, debit, tax fund, and T&R cards during tax season #NativerThanYou

I only hang blankets up as curtains, not pendletons but pendleton print #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  @RMComedy did a sketch about me and named my character “Clarence Two Toes”. #NativerThanYou

My ‘interests’ on Facebook is “other Native people”. #NativerThanYou

Episode 29: #NativerThanYou Summer solstice style

deejayndn  @djshub from @atribecalledred remixes my casual conversations #NativerThanYou

When you call your moshum and kokum “mom and dad”: #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  I don’t call it “my tipi”. I just call it “the place I live”. #NativerThanYou

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou the spirits talk to me… I tell them to shut up… I got chicks to snag…

Im the reason why you dont whistle or cut your hair at night #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  “@UrbanNativeGirl: I go to work every day smelling like smoke (from smudging). ” Sweet Grass goes to work smelling like me. #NativerThanYou

Haha! My little girl woke up and sang me a “morning song” maybe I am #NativerThanYou

My finest glass & dinner ware is jars and plastic containers #NativerThanYou

Each morning the sun greets me #NativerThanYou

My moniker actually has the word Native in it. #NativerThanYou

I took out my pawn in time of fair season #NativerThanYou

Evolving  When I call in sick I tell my boss I was at the pow wow all wknd. #NativerThanYou

I have a brand new house and all my furniture is hand-me-down or garage sale stuff. #NativerThanYou

JasonChamakese  Woke up to some beautiful flute music, but it was just me farting in my sleep #NativerThanYou

My farts create smoke signals #NativerThanYou

I built an entire car from duct tape, bailing twine, and two blocks of commod cheese. #NativerThanYou

bamadisiwin  Anthropologists dream about me for their career-making research work because I’m so #NativerThanYou.

“@lanova33: Flutes are my theme music. #nativerthanyou” this one made me think of @JasonChamakese

deejayndn  Some German people’s hobby is to dress and act like me. #NativerThanYou

Still renting movies at the video store. On VHS. #NativerThanYou

My licence plates says, “rezdout” #NativerThanYou

cmyrden  Google maps satellite view is obscured over my house because of all the smudge #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  And if there was a street named “@PiscesJesusMan_ ” it would be filled with racist assholes #NativerThanYou

@rebaverrall Not sure about the intent of the trend, I just got wind of it last night. I’m enjoying #NDN humor immensely!! #NativerThanYou

I go to work every day smelling like smoke (from smudging). #NativerThanYou

I have All Tourney sweaters for each day of the year. #NativerThanYou

I can walk in 2 worlds sometimes 3 or 4 because I’m #NativerThanYou

Had to explain a video recorder to my grandmother because she thought it was evil #NativerThanYou

I can drive through thru other reservation without GPS #NativerThanYou

bamadisiwin  @Evolving I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. #NativerThanYou is the most #nativeawesome hashtag ever! Stayed up til 2am reading it.

I been powwow’n since before we had beads #NativerThanYou

I can butcher a sheep and cow, give gooter hickies, and my wife’s family bought me when I got her pregnant #NativerThanYou

You #NativerThanYou people are crazy! Thanks for the laughter. Over and out. In a good way.

Really? #NativerThanYou is trending? Ummmmmm

Flutes are my theme music. #nativerthanyou

I dance at powwows #NativerThanYou

Evolving   Welcome my new followers from #NativerThanYou ! That was a blast! Lmao!

Prays daily for all my relations..and for bingo buddies,exes,shack ups,casino chums and garage sale and pow wow groupies. #NativerThanYou

I’m a native of planet Earth. None of my ancestors EVER came from anywhere else. So 100% #NativerThanYou

I was picked for “womens of the navajo” calender because im more #NativerThanYou

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou my U number is ©

@m_melody @ostwelve some people get actually sick from gluten. It’s an actual disease. But I already know I’m not #NativerThanYou …

I am a shapeshifter…#NativerThanYou

My corn dries itself. #NativerThanYou

I can build a structure without using a hammer & nails #nativerthanyou

I dj’d on KTNN #NativerThanYou (what my cousin would say)

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou I blessed Iron Ryes Cody with his indianess…. I let him think he was native…

Having to feed the baby goats first thing in the morning as a childhood chore. #NativerThanYou

Purity….. Smudge lit moves away from me to those that need it. #NativerThanYou

«@ndnspeechmom Rabbits, ducks and prairie chickens climb into my freezer. #NativerThanYou»

I’m on the BIA’s “most wanted” poster #NativerThanYou

MT @goodfox: When I eat out, I shake hands with everyone in the kitchen, thanking them for cooking for all of us #NativerThanYou

Your favorite @the1491s video? I wrote that. #NativerThanYou

I don’t have a Cherokee chief’s daughter or “princess” in my family genealogy. #NativerThanYou

#Nativerthanyou should actually be “More Native Than You” -_- c’mon nowww

My sons hair braids itself #NativerThanYou

Building forts out of tumbleweeds as a kid. #NativerThanYou

When I eat out, I shake hands w everyone in the kitchen, thanking them for cooking for all of us pitiful patrons like that. #NativerThanYou