17th Edition of #NativerThanYou…

There is a dream catcher on my weapon on MW3. #Nativerthanyou

ArnellTF I will meet my future wife in Walmart, we will then have the ceremony and reception inside the store as well #NativerThanYou

my bedtime stories to my kids begin like this: “Once upon a time immemorial” #NativerThanYou

KSeesequasis Thanks for the follow @shanerr7 @Native_TRB @_amberB_ @THATBRAIDGIRL #NativerThanYou = #Fun!

The guy who kills hitchhikers won’t even pick me up #NativerThanYou

I know all the people that the burgers at the tomahawk are named for #NativerThanYou

When I get my welfare cheque, I immediatly go to the nearest bootlegger & smoke shop .. in that order. #NativerThanYou

My cousins kissed #nativerthanyou

The all native started b/c I called all my friends from the “GO”north American Indian chat room to watch my Bf play b-ball #NativerThanYou

amazingflora  My rez dogs have their own rez dogs #NativerThanYou lol

#shotsfired “@urbanrezlife “@LakotaLeo Urban Indians who ain’t never been to their rez. #NativerThanYou””

“@RMComedy: I’ve got sweetgrass for pubes. #NativerThanYou” bahahahahahah

I KNOW NOT TO MESS WITH @_Littlefawn_ BECAUSE SHE is #NativerThanYou

Evolving  When my dial up isn’t working I use smoke signal. #NativerThanYou

LionelTootoosis  Facebook and twitter = lazy Indians smoke signals. #NativerThanYou

I release a hip hop album with a handdrum as my beat and it sold out at a few powwows #NativerThanYou

amazingflora  :p lol “@rvgenaille: @ColinVanLoon My dog IS a Rez dog #NativerThanYou ”

It would take 10,000 1/16th Cherokee’s to match my blood quantom. #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  I’m gaining weight because I’m planning on running for council #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  “@Ostwelve: I pronounce it ‘Twidder’ #NativerThanYou” HAHAHAHAHA

You say potatos I say padeydas #NativerThanYou

Evolving  I’m still on mIRC lol! “@RMComedy: I’m still on bebo. #NativerThanYou”

When I walk into a room Treaties get honoured #NativerThanYou

KSeesequasis  Had a great time on #NativerThanYou this evening… good fun! Thanks peeps! #NativeAwesome! #Aboriginal

My rez car has backwards autodrive #nativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou because I know more string games

The Vatican Guard has a Standing Order to shoot you on sight #NativerThanYou”

The reigning champ claimed the judging was fixed because you beat em in the “Winner takes All” contest back home. #Nativerthanyou

Ostwelve  I cashed a Moccasin Flats check at Moneymart in Regina. #NativerThanYou

Having fun reading the #Nativerthanyou

ColinVanLoon  I gave @WabKinew the idea for the 8th fire #NativerThanYou

Every person on the rez is either my cousin, uncle or auntie .. we’re all related. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  I’m still on bebo. #NativerThanYou

“@Ostwelve: I remember Crazyhorse when he was just “Horse” #NativerThanYou” Bahahahaha!

RMComedy  I’m so good lookin’ – powwow singers publically “like” my photos on facebook. #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  I pronounce it ‘Twidder’ #NativerThanYou

My jewelry booth made more sales than yours this weekend. #Nativerthanyou

“@Ostwelve: If you know someone that actually has the number ’7′ in their name they are #NativerThanYou” freaking awesome!

I once called every one at haskell indian nations cousin and they said it back #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve I once won a record deal in a bone game (Slahal) #NativerThanYou

Where I roam bears stop to see how fresh my shit is #Nativerthanyou

“@RMComedy: The Indian on the Chicago Blackhawks jersey is my uncle. #NativerThanYou”

@ColinVanLoon My dog IS a Rez dog #NativerThanYou

ran pass your lil sister during her kin’naal’daa. . . #NativerThanYou

Actually went into ceremony with a nav’vi from avatar #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  I’m a rock star in Germany #NativerThanYou

Evolving  When my friends come to visit I tell them to look for the long house. #NativerThanYou

my old fridges get recycled as smokehouses, in the front yard #nativerthanyou!

“@nativephotog: My dog only responds to commands in my native language. #NativerThanYou” I know right!

I taught @jacobyellsbury how to steal home #NativerThanYou

Coyote herds sheep for me. #NativerThanYou

I managed to even get fired volunteering for a council gathering #NativerThanYou

My battery’s flashing red dying out and I’m STILL Tweeting. #NativerThanYou

Coyote doesn’t go after my sheep. #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  Every tribe has offered me a wife for singing morning songs. #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou Burt ‘Reynolds wants to call me cuz.

I onced exchanged an “Indian nod” with @DeeJayNdn #NativerThanYou

jpmontano Missing @amazingflora at these #NativerThanYou doings. (Hope you haven’t left yet just because your #NativerThanMe. lol!)

These #NativerThanYou on my TL have me cracking up

ArnellTF  I made Stephen Harper an honorary Chief #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou, I slang sage and sweetgrass at sweat lodges, which my entry fee is 7 dollars per round. Lol jks, making it rez to the max

@_MetisRelations 100 more than I paid, and 300 more than I sold it to Willy for, there’s a surprise! #nativerthanyou!

Urban Indians who ain’t never been to their rez. #NativerThanYou

Not only you eatin the feast food but it’s that spider,potatoe bug & ant, share & if he gets caught more fiber #NativerThanYou jk ewww

ColinVanLoon  Meep“@KimH1886: MAD PROPS TO @Ostwelve FOR STARTING THE HASTAG and @aptexact @ColinVanLoon for getting it going #NativerThanYou #Goodnight”

I taught @t_rose6 how to throw them ‘bows #rezball #NativerThanYou

my warponys injun smoke smells like sweetgrass #NativerThanYou

The Rez kids carry my groceries home for me out of respect #NativerThanYou

LionelTootoosis  Told James Cameron to change up our Story a bit to make biggest movie ever and about how our braided hair is powerful. #NativerThanYou

thelastrealndn  2 word lastnames are too f’n short for me #NativerThanYou

I’m the reason that there was ever an indian in your cupboard. #NativerThanYou

Teevee is my friend #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou ‘Tommy Hilfiger Personally makes my Ribbon shirts.

My rez pubbies are named Elvis n BruceLee #Nativerthanyou

ColinVanLoon  @Ostwelve I though every lady that wasn’t my mom was called auntie up until last week #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  When I put my thumb in the dirt, Quanah Parker had the idea of using a half crescent moon in meetings. #NAC #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou 3 Month Anniversary edition!

#NativerThanYou took Twitter by storm 3 months ago, today, on January 22nd! Happy anniversary!

KimH1886 MAD PROPS TO @Ostwelve FOR STARTING THE HASTAG and @aptexact @ColinVanLoon for getting it going #NativerThanYou #Goodnight

I taught @KD_DunkInventor how to fly like an eagle #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  People got out as ME for halloween. #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  I cry at the end of Dances With Wolves #NativerThanYou

I’ve tweeted a new personal record of 141 tweets in a day…I am done thank you for the laughs #NativerThanYou

ColinVanLoon  My dog was a Rez dog #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  I thought my Mother’s name was actually “Mum” til just a couple years ago #NativerThanYou

thelastrealndn  I be smellin like strong patchouli with ppl tryna whisper all in my ear #NativerThanYou

I was 86′d while 49′ing .. #Nativerthanyou

I taught @Jtootoo22 how to hit ‘em so they stay down #NativerThanYou

@Theycallme501 lmao!! You will never be asked by me…I take without asking…and I’m more #NativerThanYou!! Haha!

“@TrendsWinnipeg: #nativerthanyou is now trending in #Winnipeg trendsmap.com/ca/winnipeg” LOL obviously..

@Hobiwunfeather I once owned a dark blue Galaxie 500 with no muffler (sold it to Willy, true story!) #nativerthanyou!

The Moon syncs herself up to MY cycle. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  I make sweatpants and a button up shirt look good. #NativerThanYou

I whisper in the wind and my ancestors whisper back #nativerthanyou

deejayndn  I beat Atanarjuat the fast runner in a race. #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  In Navajo I yell, “get over here,” and all of my sheep walk and lock themselves in the corral. #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  My whole family uses China Lily exclusively #NativerThanYou

LionelTootoosis  Makes a flat bum and big belly look sexy! #NativerThanYou

#nativerThanYou I can hear everybodies prayers just by listening to the wind

I directed a low budget movie called “The Last of the Horny Mohicans” #NativerThanYou

The Pow Wow highway ends at my house. #Nativerthanyou

My tweets automatically update my Facebook status and the Indian Act. #NativerThanYou

I taught @TheoFleury14 how to celebrate after a goal #NativerThanYou

Can gossip through smoke signals #NativerThanYou

I wear a necklace made of John Waynes teeth during Crow Fair. #NativerThanYou

As an Hashtł’ishnii woman, I never get stuck in the mud. #NativerThanYou

LionelTootoosis  Wins any dance and singing special, 50/50 draw, pageant draw, and contest at all pow wows. #NativerThanYou

My status card works at Tim Hortons #NativerThanYou

Evolving  Creator asked me out for coffee the other day. #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  I write baloney not bologna #NativerThanYou

Germans fly me over just to touch my biceps #NativerThanYou

I speak cursive at closing time. #Nativerthanyou

Several of my ancestors were NDN scouts for other NDNs. #NativerThanYou

“@masn8tr: I beat Jesus Shuttlesworth on the dirt court out back .. Barefoot. #rezball #Nativerthanyou” I also beat his dad

dvnpete  Many people who are Naakai Dine claim me as a descendant. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  When I say it, “Pound my pemmican,” actually works as a pickup line. #NativerThanYou

“@dvnpete: I’m sponsored by Shasta. #NativerThanYou”lmao

Where I live running water is whoever has their boots on #Nativerthanyou

I once got lost… No wait I didn’t #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  Our Tribal Chief says I’m council material #NativerThanYou

I don’t see what the problem is with keeping old cars around long after they die #nativerthanyou!

I speak in tongues and all natives understand it #nativerThanYou

#nativerthanyou I use my kidney stones for beading

I beat Jesus Shuttlesworth on the dirt court out back .. Barefoot. #rezball #Nativerthanyou

LionelTootoosis  Tells the thunderbirds to awaken in the spring to enable ceremonial rites to begin. #NativerThanYou

When I touch rocks their Ready for the Sweat Lodge #NativerThanYou (via @snarewire) hot!!lol

@shanerr7 – settle the hell down.. Ayee #nativerthanyou

I’ve got a #bannockbutt #NativerThanYou

Evolving  I get mistaken for the sacred white buffalo. #NativerThanYou

#nativerThanYou Robbie Robertson asked me what it means to be an Indian

Where I live we dont even get satellite TV #Nativerthanyou

@jackabramoff what’s your fav band, eh? #NativerThanYou

Spirit name has wind in it so noodim folows,wearin skirts is a show and hair has many styles #NativerThanYou

thelastrealndn  Ski resorts send4me to do snowdances w/such low precip this year, and I’m just now doin nativerthanu cuz I’m on ndntime #NativerThanYou

Your grandma got excited when you told her what nation I was from. #Nativerthanyou

@Hashtlishnii trbal clothes still give me the matching jackaet with the shoes is #NativerThanYou. . . . .

I got divorced on Facebook! Ha #Nativerthanyou

I am the last Mohican #NativerThanYou

Dances so smooth at grass dance, people call me “coyote hips” #NativerThanYou

I make my own beads #nativerthanyou

Spring forward with the Spring edition of #NativerThanYou…

Bingo is a legitimate career choice. #NativerThanYou

I wrote My Little Pony aka the early life of Crazy Horse #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  Rez dogs bow to me when I cross their paths on the Rez. #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  On a daily basis people ask to rebraid my 2 braids. #NativerThanYou

Some of the #NativerThanYou posts are giving me pause. Others thoughtful or light-hearted. #UVIC

I gave #Almighty his voice! #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  I still feel like a bingo orphan #NativerThanYou

A couple American tourists asked me if I was a “real Indian” and then said they loved my blueberries – lol, true story! #NativerThanYou

I wished they served FryBread n mutton stew n my mess hall on a daily basis. #Nativerthanyou

Judas was one of my men #NativerThanYou

dvnpete I’m sponsored by Shasta. #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  When I go to a pow wow they always announce it #NativerThanYou

LionelTootoosis  Keeper of sacred ceremonies and good hickey techniques. #NativerThanYou

I don’t see it as Bingo. I see it as war. My dabber is filled with blood #NativerThanYou (via @chicosez)

Ostwelve  My blood sugar is as high as my cheek bones #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  Every time bad guys on Scooby Doo blame Indian Burial Grounds for crazy stuff happening – I have to calm my ancestors down. #NativerThanYou

@Hobiwunfeather yes, and our triple-great-grandfather had a wife in every back eddy between Yale and Boston Bar #nativerthanyou!

amazingflora  lol “@m_melody: I will, however, reveal that I then punched John Wayne in the mouth with my fists Pow and Wow. #NativerThanYou”

Half breed natives hate on me for stealing their girlfriends. #NativerThanYou

I’m the inspiration for Northern Cree’s round dance songs. The good and “bad” ones. #NativerThanYou

I’ve taken party in blockades #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  During Tribal elections I always vote for my relatives #NativerThanYou

When I touch rocks their Ready for the Sweat Lodge #NativerThanYou

Buckskin undies and sinue floss #NativerThanYou

Russell Means would go to war w America to support my bowel movements. #Nativerthanyou

ColinVanLoon  When I get hungry at a pow wow they call supper break #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  I love me some Native women. #NativerThanYou

Knows a trick to make an eagle laugh, you ever hear an eagle laugh? #NativerThanYou

I give grand entry eyes #NativerThanYou

Vincent Craig’s “Rita” was actually written by me. #NativerThanYou

They created Esperanto so I would not understand what the negotiators were talking about #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  I swim in cut off jean shorts. #NativerThanYou

@TeepeeCreeper_ Lmao…that means I’m #Nativerthanyou lol coz u almost wanna be a cowboy.

I <3 warm Shasta Cola.. Ha #Nativerthanyou

Keith secola wrote his song after riding in my car #NativerThanYou

My children’s names are now constellations: Orion, Cassiopeia #NativerThanYou

I’m the original Tipi crawler. #NativerThanYou

Zack Galifianakis invited me into his wolf pack #NativerThanYou

I invented buckskin thongs #NativerThanYou

ColinVanLoon  I was once in a rodeo they then started the INdian rodeo association #NativerThanYou

“@CMc_Kenzie: Most men I meet want one wife on the rez and one in the city. #NativerThanYou”haha still only one wife. Jks

LOL. Lovin @deejayndn & co. #NativerThanYou Tweets! So funny!

ArnellTF  And we always lost in that gym class #NativerThanYou

Shape shifts on Saturdays for fun. #NativerThanYou

During the winter season, my snowmans are 80% mud, 20% snow. #NativerThanYou

I think all ndn gurls are badiful .. Ha #Nativerthanyou

Your cousins sisters biological dad is sasquatch #NativerThanYou

My curtains are better than yours… It’s a Canucks blanket #NativerThanYou

The Pi-a-day-late edition of #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  In gym class the teams were always Natives vs. Whites #NativerThanYou

I don’t see it as Bingo. I see it as war. My dabber is filled with blood #NativerThanYou

IHS killed my horse. #NativerThanYou

When I play basketball, I use a stone ball #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  Converse got too narrow for my feet so now I rock Mukluk Taylors aka ChuckLuks #NativerThanYou

thecheyguy  Heavyrunner asked me to autograph his handdrum. #Nativerthanyou

After foreplay, she can’t wait for my Grand Entry. #Nativerthanyou (via @thecheyguy) hahaa

dvnpete  I don’t drink, gamble or abuse substances because life is good with prayer and Navajo Way. #NativerThanYou

I invented lacrosse #NativerThanYou

ColinVanLoon  My ancestors call on me #NativerThanYou

I wrote the Song “Run to the Hills” #NativerThanYou

#Nativerthanyou John Rambo is from my Rez.

deejayndn  German people swagger jack me. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  Sabe (sasquatch) is my roommate – I ain’t telling you where I live either. #NativerThanYou

Sasquatch doesn’t doubt my existence #nativerthanyou!

Sitting Bull once told my great great great grandfather Curley that he wouldn’t fight the Crow. #NativerThanYou

Does not celebrate indigenousness on calendar holidays created by govts. Celebrate life everyday! #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  My ancestral burial grounds haunt the suburbs. #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  My name will one day be a Crayola crayon color name for anything that resembles sasquatch meat. #NativerThanYou

Evolving  I’m big in Russia. #NativerThanYou

ColinVanLoon  One time Tantoo cardinal cooked me fry bread and I bummed a cig from Gordon tatoosis in the same day #NativerThanYou

The Disney animation team drew Pocahontas in my likeness #NativerThanYou

bmckiver  @m_melody There are 10 of me, but we’re not little. #NativerThanYou

I’d just like to acknowledge we are on the traditional lands of ME #NativerThanYou

When I sing to my man his hair grows #NativerThanYou (via @Germazing) LOL

I celebrate Thanksgiving by getting stuffed like a turkey #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  I don’t gamble or party cuz I’d rather take care of my kids. #NativerThanYou

The little people in the woods deliver fresh nuts & berries to my door while we sleep #nativerthanyou

#nativerthanyou is now trending in #Winnipeg trendsmap.com/ca/winnipeg

John Tootoosis is my late grandfather. Gordon my uncle. #NativerThanYou

Evolving  I have Two Spirits. One is called Frybread and the other Fabulous! #NativerThanYou

I’ve got more cousins than I can count #NativerThanYou

I sent Victor smoke signals before the movie was created. #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  I killed Custer #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  I have the lost running grafitti in the game…it’s called cave paintings bitch! #NativerThanYou

They diagnose white people with schizophrenia after I teach them the Old Ways #NativerThanYou

#Nativerthanyou Question: Why do canadian native folk use the word EVER before everything else? ie EVER you .This amer. ind. doesn’t get it

I have moved back into my moms house on more than one occasion #NativerThanYou

Has the swag of a councillor from the 70s #NativerThanYou

My hockey skates are butter knives. #NativerThanYou

The indian agent asks me for a pass off the reservation #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  Converse got too narrow for my feet so now I rock Mukluk Taylors. #NativerThanYou

The Vancouver Riots was me and a trickster having a battle #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  Harvey Dreaver is my uncle. #NativerThanYou

ColinVanLoon  I once beat the shit outta a bear #NativerThanYou

Met my wifey at an all-native basketball tourney #NativerThanYou

“@WilRawrr: #NativerThanYou, I don’t get it. #NativeProblems” Native people. -_-

ArnellTF  The white kids in school get upset when I get free pencils #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou Petroforms tell of all my exploits and feats.

RMComedy  Rounddance used to be squaredance until I told the Cree’s that I wanted it to be rounddance. #NativerThanYou

Warrior Society is made up of a bunch of my homies. #NativerThanYou

#NativerThanYou, I don’t get it. #NativeProblems

Kevin Coster called me to ask if I approved of Dances With Wolves. #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  Quanah Parker asked me for song ideas #NAC #NativerThanYou

When I go for a swim in the Ocean I start the Salmon run #NativerThanYou

That was hilarious #NativerThanYou made a comedy footprint on the worldwide web! miigwetch,kitchi manitou for the medicine n talents to all

wait. . . .your is grandma is #NativerThanYou with the herbable off along the dirt road!!!

The legendary panther that roams the rez at night is my pet. #nativerThanYou

I’m on the Native Jersey Shore – The North Shore Rez and they call me Pow Wow #NativerThanYou

m_melody  When harvesting wild rice, I blink once and it tumbles gracefully into my canoe. #NativerThanYou

My keyboard keys are in syllabics #NativerThanYou

thecheyguy  After foreplay, she can’t wait for my Grand Entry. #Nativerthanyou

m_melody  Bears look carefully for my tracks to see if I’ve been in the blueberry patch, and run away at the sight of me. #NativerThanYou

Once sang a song so crisp a bunch of birds got jealous and pooped right beside me #NativerThanYou

I taught the bobcat how to grin and the many voices of the mountain sing my song #NativerThanYou #colorsofthewind

Grand Entry doesnt start till I walk in #NativerThanYou

When this Chris Columbus ended up in my backyard askin for directions. I said, “Ever sick, not even”. #NativerThanYou

@ColinVanLoon no it does not lol #NativerThanYou

Catholic Priests & School Teachers wish they can hit my hands with a ruler bcuz I can speak my own language. #NativerThanYou

I have a first cousin on every tribe of north america #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  I made the A.I.M. song one time when I was on the toilet. #NativerThanYou

We camped out at the pow wow grounds while you were at the Best Western. #Nativerthanyou

Ostwelve  I remember when the Creator was called the Experimenter #NativerThanYou

and the Nootka boys from Queens Cove nicknamed me “Henchkwin” #nativerthanyou!

Those trumpet noises around the world are just the earth singing with me in the mornings #NativerThanYou

ColinVanLoon  My B.O smells like sweetgrass #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  Ellis Tanner could not accept anything I pawned, so I said, ya’at’eeh shi’kiis, which he uses now as his slogan. #NativerThanYou

I have polish people retweeting me #NativerThanYou

bmckiver  @m_melody I nursed my baby on blueberry juice. #NativerThanYou

The 13th edition of #NativerThanYou on March 13th…it’s baaaaaaaaack!

“@NeegannA: My greatgrandmother actually WAS a Cherokee Princess #NativerThanYou @spirtz @siloa”

I have more dogs #nativerthanyou

People smudge with my farts #NativerThanYou (via @ColinVanLoon) ewww!!!! Lmao

I saw @ColinVanLoon and @CowboySmithx karaoke duet at The Great Bear Pub #NativerThanYou

bamadisiwin  That’s gotta be interesting. “@ColinVanLoon: My underwear is beaded #NativerThanYou”

The Sioux, Blackfoot, Cheyenne & da Shoshone’s ask ME for permission to hunt on Crow Land. #NativerThanYou

The train got off the track for me. #Enjun #NativerThanYou

Evolving  My big red nose kicks rudolphs ass! #NativerThanYou

They named an automobile after our amazing speed & admirable hospitality #nativerthanyou

Everyday before supper, I hunt my meals .. I save my welfare cheques for scratch tickets. #NativerThanYou

bmckiver  @m_melody My tweets run through hails of bullets unscathed #NativerThanYou

m_melody  I once had a flight stopover in Germany, and it’s because of my brief presence that they continue to hold fake powwows. #NativerThanYou

your mom is #NativerThanYou

When I sing to my man his hair grows #NativerThanYou

My Bank is the Pawn shop #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  When I saw the White Buffalo Calf for the first time – he looked at me and called me, “Dad.” #NativerThanYou

My wife’s jingles are Skoal while yours are only Copenhagen. #Nativerthanyou

Told the government to give us casinos. #NativerThanYou

They put me in the cupboard. #NativerThanYou

amazingflora  now that’s just toooo native lol “@ColinVanLoon: My underwear is beaded #NativerThanYou”

I filled the Ojibway’s cheeks #NativerThanYou

m_melody  I will, however, reveal that I then punched John Wayne in the mouth with my fists Pow and Wow. #NativerThanYou

I taught the tricksters all their tricks. #NativerThanYou

m_melody  I have seen John Wayne’s teeth, and I will not tell you whether they are metal, steel, plastic, or real. #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  I slapped the taste out of Richard Henry Pratt’s mouth. #NativerThanYou

Govment came and took my baybah #NativerThanYou

“@Ostwelve: Twitter trending since Time immemorial #NativerThanYou” I know what this means. #NativerThanYou #someofyouanyway

I can revoke status cards #NativerThanYou

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou at sundance the tree cries to me!!

m_melody  I sewed my moccasins in every style simultaneously. Then they beaded themselves. #NativerThanYou

ColinVanLoon  My underwear is beaded #NativerThanYou

These aren’t crooked teeth. It’s a complex peace treaty written in my mouth #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  When people see me walking they think I’m a spirit #NativerThanYou

I told Tiger Lily to never never leave that land #NativerThanYou

I actually LIKE the smell of dried salmon #nativerthanyou!

I’m always suspicious when someone tells me they want to improve my life. #NativerThanYou

m_melody  There are band councils just to distract people from discovering how I’m actually pulling the strings. #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  Sacagawea asks me for directions. #NativerThanYou

I was the only one that didn’t need computer graphics to turn into a wolf on twilight #NativerThanYou

I was on a first name basis with Gordon Tootoosis #NativerThanYou

Dreamcatchers have a nightmares of me! #NativerThanYou

My spirit animal eats more meat than yours. #Nativerthanyou

Was the first member n founder of AIM #nativerThanYou

Blackfoots are called Blackfoots cause we didnt need moccasins #NativerThanYou

m_melody  It’s because of me that ’90s dancehall became fascinated with NDNs. #NativerThanYou

Naaaaahhhhhhhhhh #NativerThanYou

I sat still and modeled for the all the paintings of native women #Nativerthanyou

I taught the geese to fly in a “V” but not basic evasive maneuvers #NativerThanYou

Westcoast Tsimshian+Cree= My parents met at an All-Native Fastball Tournament in PG #NativerThanYou

I live on da Rez, got two baby mommas, a girlfriend, a friend w/benefits, an ex wife AND I get percap… gyeah, I’m more #NativerThanYou

Those aren’t the chief’s girlfriends. He’s just watching them for me #NativerThanYou

KSeesequasis  I wrote the #KamaSutra in my #Tipi. #NativerThanYou

I had Bugs Bunny with dumplings for supper last night.. #NativerThanYou

Can stop a tornado with a sacred song and offering. #NativerThanYou

That horse on warhorse was my mushums horse that was stolen by indian agents! #NativerThanYou

m_melody I pay for everything with wampum beads. #NativerThanYou

I always dream of my next ex #NativerThanYou

The Baker Twins are my Bitches #NativerThanYou

thecheyguy  I’m enrolled in two tribes. #Nativerthanyou

“Los Indios”in the likeness of God. What we were called by the visitors upon first laying eyes on us. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  After I smudge the medicines thank ME. #NativerThanYou

ColinVanLoon  People smudge with my farts #NativerThanYou

My moccasins are made of Saabe #NativerThanYou @Germazing

I stamped the Rabbit silhouette in the moon #NativerThanYou

m_melody  When I talk in my sleep, it becomes a legend. When I tell a story, it’s oral history. #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  It’s awkward if I’m not the only Native in class #NativerThanYou

Evolving  My Indian name is Thunderheart. #NativerThanYou

m_melody Hip-hop’s our oral tradition. New York City just copped it. #NativerThanYou

Can break in a horse by singing the AIM song in its ear #NativerThanYou

Pow wow highway is actually the path of destruction I leave on my way to dance with the spirits #NativerThanYou

When Columbus landed he discovered me first #nativerThanYou

I taught the Sioux to put berries in the pemmican #NativerThanYou #Givethatsomeflavor

dvnpete  Jacoby Ellsbury asked me to do the Blessingway for him. #NativerThanYou

I don’t just bootleg beer but I own a smokeshop as well. #NativerThanYou

My bannock is so good the Smithsonian catalogued it #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  Cousins are for practice #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  These teeth growing out of my gums are known as Love-tusks. #NativerThanYou

Shunkmanitu luta hoksilla meya lo. Don’t know the name Lionel Tootoosis. #NativerThanYou

In my status card pic I’m wearing a bandana and in the bkgd a red and black NW FN mural #NativerThanYou

Wooow that was not cool. But a trip to t.o or Vancity would be nice. #NativerThanYou lol

My best medicine is below the waist #NativerThanYou (via @Germazing) hahahaaaa

amazingflora   When a eagle cries it’s actually saying my name #NativerThanYou

What a better way to begin a new month, than with another edition of #NativerThanYou…

I am the reason Blackfoot and Cree’s get along #NativerThanYou

My Dad’s name is Daryl #NativerThanYou

I make diaphragms outta drums #NativerThanYou

amazingflora  & They thought the Rez could contain me smh #NativerThanYou

Taught salmon how to swim upstream #NativerThanYou

@jpmontano knew Mississippi when it was Young Boy Stream #NativerThanYou

Getting a kick out of the #NativerThanYou hashtag.

that’s the trend haha“@baby_dkc: “@vhill79: Don’t get sunburned #NativerThanYou” Nativer??? Lol. Is that a word???? Lol”

@RMComedy and you said the prairies!?? #NativerThanYou

Shoes are optional #NativerThanYou

Once called 1000 elk to my backyard when too lazy to go hunting. #NativerThanYou

My peace pipe isn’t just laced with tobacco, but weed as well. #NativerThanYou

I have a permanent orange drink ring around my mouth #NativerThanYou @ostwelve

ArnellTF  I go to family reunions to snag #NativerThanYou

m_melody  My skin is actually red. #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  When people twist someone’s for arm skin they call that a Dee Jay NDN burn #NativerThanYou

Wesakechak shares stories about me in the winter #NativerThanYou

Kevin Costner gives me foot rubs #NativerThanYou

My cousin is named after all of his uncles, Ben Ira Ned Gord Oker. BINGO. He’s more #NativerThanYou

m_melody Wherever I move becomes Anishinaabe territory. #NativerThanYou

“@vhill79: Don’t get sunburned #NativerThanYou” Nativer??? Lol. Is that a word???? Lol

KSeesequasis #Walmart stocks extra for all my kids: #NativerThanYou

Homeless people break into my Indian car for empties #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  The Tucson School Board seen the 24 page essay I wrote about Native American Rights, & they banned all Native American lit. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  When Kitchi-Manitou was creating this whole mess – he asked me where I’d like my people to live. #NativerThanYou

My medicine man can beat up your medicine man… #NativerThanYou

The Canadian Indian Act was enacted just to suppress me #NativerThanYou

Me & @Ostwelve once met sitting bull .. we sat there for hours & shared war stories. #NativerThanYou

I batted my lashes and Obama honored all the broken treaties on my behalf #nativerthanyou

My funnybone is all tickled out #nativerthanyou na’nite.

Don’t get sunburned #NativerThanYou

Garbage can is an broken freezer furbished with a wood lid,legs,& a tire rim holding the lid down fr the wind and rez dogs #NativerThanYou

My bread maker has a bannock setting #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  When setting up tipis everyone is in disagreement about how to set them up, so the default style is my style. #NativerThanYou

“@Germazing: @KimH1886 I Cree-Mate is all #NativerThanYou” bahahah

When I step outside, wolves beg to dance with me. Hey Lootenten!!! #NativerThanYou

I don’t get diabetes. Diabetes gets CHRIS #NativerThanYou

@KimH1886 I Cree-Mate is all #NativerThanYou

When I do the chicken dance its not at a roller rink #NativerThanYou

ColinVanLoon  Back in the day before they invented the hand drum people use to just take a drum stick and tap on my hand #NativerThanYou

My frybread brings all the boys to the yard…you’re damn right, it’s better than yours. #NativerThanYou (via @RMComedy) yikes!

Don’t ya love how ppl u weren’t talkin’ to who don’t know what ur talking abt get in ur conversation? Dennis #nativerthanyou

RMComedy  When I have sex with white women – they are no longer white women. #NativerThanYou

Evolving  Buffalo skull earrings. #NativerThanYou

thecheyguy  I keep a money order in my pocket made out to the tribal courts to bail out, in case I get thrown in the drunk tank. #Nativerthanyou

KSeesequasis  Whoa Quiet: #NativerThanYou.

Custer’s last stand. He should of listened to me when I told him to leave the black hills. #NativerThanYou

They created Nair specifically to remove follicles so that I will never grow braids again #NativerThanYou

thatndnguy  #NativerThanYou I fart leads…

@Germazing no that makes you Cree #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  Thunderbirds ask me if my garden needs watering before they stop by my city. #NativerThanYou

I am Blackfoot but I am fluent in french kissing does that make me bi lingual #NativerThanYou

m_melody  I play the drum set because one drum just isn’t enough. #NativerThanYou

I killed a deer w a bb gun once, shot him in the nuts while he drank from the river, he fell in and drowned…no shit! #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  My Bloodtype is O…range Pop…#NativerThanYou

@MrPapaya Dennis doesn’t believe in karma…I am so sorry I left my #givesafuck shirt at home. #nativerthanyou Namaste

I was Changing Woman’s mentor at her Kinaalda. #NativerThanYou

A rainy Tuesday edition of #NativerThanYou…just to make the sun shine :)

ColinVanLoon  APTN once showed a video of me brushing my teeth #NativerThanYou

The Minister put my band in third party. #NativerThanYou

Evolving  The eagle belongs to the Shawn clan. #NativerThanYou lol!

Visited old Chiefs in their dreams to give them those old wise quotes. #NativerThanYou

Iron Eyes Cody was weeping cause he saw me in the distance #NativerThanYou

m_melody BOOM @ColinVanLoon Residential schools stopped when a priest saw me & said “we could never take the Indian outta that child” #NativerThanYou

I also told APTN how to run themselves into the ground #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  At #NAC meetings the roadman blows smoke to the Mother Earth, to Father Sky, to Grandfather Fire. and me. #NativerThanYou

If I braid your hair you’ll fall in love with me #NativerThanYou (via @lacymd) (via @Germazing)

I turned The Moccasin Telegraph into APTN #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  The word “sasquatch” is actually a Salish word. #NativerThanYou

‘fresh meat’ ± small rez = FEAST!! #NativerThanYou

ColinVanLoon  Residential schools stopped when a priest saw me and said “we could never take the Indian outta that child” #NativerThanYou

@MrPapaya Dude…the facr that U think Eastern & Western shows just how dumb u r. Quick While ur a b-hind:) #nativerthanyou #NDN #pride

Band sponsorship paid for my masters and I still owe 60K in student loans #nativerthanyou

amazingflora  lol nah ur just jealousy cuz I’m #NativerThanYou lol j/k :p “@naomisayers00: @amazingflora lol just ruined the game eh? Jk ”

I cooked with The Wolfman #NativerThanYou

Sitting at dinner in yvr reading #nativerthanyou tweets with @NeegannA and @spirtz #nativerthanyou #nativeawesomerthanyou

I’ve been to Sharkey’s and CWeed’s in #Saskatoon: #NativerThanYou

m_melody I got a pub to turn off the hockey game to watch #8thfireCBC. #NativerThanYou

@eli_d_m lol – u have the most native profile pic in all of twitter #nativerthanyou

TB, cirrhosis of liver, and diabetes are scared of me! #NativerThanYou

m_melody  I knew the Dead Indians when they were alive. #NativerThanYou

My best medicine is below the waist #NativerThanYou

Then I handed Ernastine Shuswap that trout #NativerThanYou

I wrote all of Redbone’s songs #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  I use to beatbox with Chief Joseph. #NativerThanYou

I also gave dry lips some Chapstick #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  Johnny Cash started claiming Indian Blood because I told him too. #NativerThanYou

m_melody  @eli_d_m Silence is stoic. #NativerThanYou

When Geronimo jumps from high places, he yells my name. #NativerThanYou (via @mdawgmusic) LMFAOOO

My bullet soup actually has bullets in it #NativerThanYou

I Closed Down Sharkeys and Cweeds in Saskchatoon #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  The buffalo told me where they’re chillin’ – they’re fine, they just wanna be left alone. #NativerThanYou

My pipe is bigger than yours…ayes! #NativerThanYou

m_melody  @bamadisiwin Good night! I should be sorting through ethnographies (miigwetch!) but I’m tempted to compile & blog all the #NativerThanYou.

I gave Rita Joe that ecstasy #NativerThanYou

Saskatoon to swiftcurrent. Is 2 days and 7 hrs walking No need to sleep and eat pemmican buried along the way for snack. #NativerThanYou

All the #NativerThanYou tweets are about me. #NativerThanYou

I use boiled cattails to poultice my wounds instead of polysporin #NativerThanYou

I got nothing…. lol #NativerThanYou

I been appointed to sign treaty cards #NativerThanYou.

Ostwelve  I remember Crazyhorse when he was just “Horse” #NativerThanYou

deejayndn  Elders get me my food before they eat. #NativerThanYou

bamadisiwin  Well this #Nativerthanyou poco is getting her hantas to bed. Nite all. It’s gonna take me hours to catch up on all of this in the a.m.

Once made organic bannock #NativerThanYou

ColinVanLoon  Traditional dance was actually based off my failed attempt to two step #NativerThanYou

A clan was named after me #NativerThanYou

I told the Mexicans to keep walking south #NativerThanYou

Good nite, that was fun! #NativerThanYou

Is so lucky at bingo, kohkums glare at me, and have to pull out an extra lucky troll to try and beat me #NativerThanYou

Indian Affairs calls me when they wanna make a policy change! #NativerThanYou

m_melody  I’m a 6(1) AND a 6(2). #NativerThanYou

They used my hair to make boot linings for astronauts #NativerThanYou

When I’m hungry, sheep line up to be my next meal. #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  The Haka done by the New Zealand Rugby team doesn’t scare me. #NativerThanYou

When I comb my hair real fancy it looks like I’m wearing an Old Chiefs War Bonnet. #NativerThanYou (via @RMComedy) o good grief…lmao

“@Germazing: I have a first cousin on every tribe of north america #NativerThanYou”

m_melody  What’s on @RPMfm is the sound of me humming and tapping my fingers. #NativerThanYou

ArnellTF  I am Lou Diamond Phillips #NativerThanYou

The Bay still accepts beaver pelts from me as a method of payment #NativerThanYou

dvnpete  I once did shadow puppets in front of Crazy Horse, and after that, he carried them as visions. #NativerThanYou

Ho Ho Ho was a song I taught Santa Claus #NativerThanYou

I have summer kids some are over here and some are over there #NativerThanYou

My sister is #NativerThanYou she spells it NDN.

m_melody  Every exhaust pipe is actually a smoke signal trying to get my attention. #NativerThanYou

I was rejected for North of 60 because I was too authentic #NativerThanYou

RMComedy  When I’m at ceremonies the Elders look at me nervously throughout as they conduct. #NativerThanYou

Ostwelve  I remember Turtle Island when we could walk to New Zealand. #MaoriFam #NativerThanYou